(Source: stonerclone, via 2000ish)

black-to-the-bones:

can I get an autograph

(via pikamans)

kitfisto:

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

(via 7dai)

marauders4evr:

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

(via 2000ish)

tater–th0ts:

masterofbirds:

sandandglass:

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.

He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

(via prehistoricmancunt)

bodynegative:

me: i want to die
me, ten minutes later after my nightly skin care routine: the world is a beautiful place and i love everything

(via 7dai)

(via spongebobssquarepants)

intoasylum:

as a kid:

now: 

(via spongebobssquarepants)

curi0sita:

sixpenceeeblog:

me: so many girls have you been with?

my boyfriend: honestly not a lot, like 1-2

my boyfriend: how many guys have you been with?

me:

lmfaooooooooooooo this was me

(via sixpenceee)

snorlaxatives:

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

(via she-makes-rainbows)